Zac set to be new MP for Richmond Park


The people of Richmond Park should be congratulated for picking Zac Goldsmith, the billionaire hunk and Editor of the Ecologist as their next MP. Zac was last night chosen, in an open primary, to stand for the Conservatives in this super-marginal constituency.

He will win hands down. No contest! He's cute (have I mentioned this already?), rich, local, green and intellectually smart. The Conservatives out-polled the Lib Dems across Richmond Park at the last local elections (May, 2006).

The seat is currently represented by the ghastly Susan Kramer. She makes me want to throw my TV out of the window when I see or hear her speak. She has that effect on people. Why can't the Lib Dems select 'wimmin' with ear-friendly voices? They all sound like female versions of Mickey Mouse!

I reckon he'll have a majority of around 5,000. But we can't be complacent. Needless to say, Hunter is happy to cross The River to lend Zac a hand...

8 comments:

The Hitch said...

Zac goldsmith is an over privileged dickhead, David Cameron with more money and less brains.

David Allen said...

H, whatever you think of Zac, he's got to be an advance on Kramer. And we need all the seats we can get to depose our soon-to-be Lord Protector!

mutleythedog said...

I think hes quite sweet for a loon!

Croydonian said...

The votes of the only Richmond Parkites I know are safely in the bag for Goldsmith....

Newmania said...

Yes much as one resents his position as Green Court Favourite he seems rather nice and has lovely clean fingernails

Norfolk Blogger said...

News of Lib Dem losses tends to be greatly exaggerated. I seem to recall similar headlines to this in 2003 when iain Dale was selected in North Norfolk. Just ask Iain Dale.

Justin Hinchcliffe said...

Don't know enough about the Iain Dale/North Norfolk situation to really comment.

As I said, we easily out-polled the Lib Dems across the seat in May and Zac's selection won't do us any harm at all. As a real liberal, I don't think you'd lose much sleep if that Kramer woman lost her seat, would you?

Ms Smack said...

Helps to be pretty